Look what I stole found! Danke,

Pick ten characters. They can be from anything, any fandom, your own OCs, your friends, your family, anyone or any character on Earth and BEYOOOND!!!!!!! Just pretend they are in one big fan fic together!

1. Sionnach (OC)
2. Leeron (TTGL)
3. Elgie
4. Kaiji
5. Rally (YGO 5D's)
6. Ryuk (Death Note)
7. Tabby (.hack//Roots)
8. Ono Yusuke (Antique Bakery)
9. Integra Hellsing (Hellsing)
10. Ashton Anchors (Star Ocean)

Only read the questions after you pick your characters.

What I learn from this is that using Ron for anything causes instant crack.

1) Number three (Elgie) has become a Goth how do ten (Ashton) and six (Ryuk) bring this about?

Ryuk drops a Death Note on Elgie's head, causing her become a shut-in Kira wannabe who kills poopyheads but angsts about it afterward. Ashton is completely ineffectual (as usual) in this process.

2) Number one (Sionnach) has fallen in love with the new Mary-Sue exchange student! What does he/she like about the Mary-Sue and what does he or she have to do to woo Mary-Sue?

He likes the fact that because she is not a regular mortal, she can't die from prolonged exposure to his affections. He serenades her and tries to comfort her when she's having ANGSTY TIEM because all Mary-Sues have angsty tiem sometimes.

3) Eight (Ono) has just walked in on two (Ron) and five (Rally) having sex. What is there explanation to eight and how does eight react?

(Holy--I think I want to see this as a fic now.) Rally is too embarrassed to say anything but Ron is happy to explain their entire courtship in detail to Ono, who is totally all up on this ghei gossip fest. Rally hides in a sheet and runs out of the room when he gets the chance. Ono imparts safer sex wisdom.

4) What TV show do nine (Integra) and five (Rally) watch together and what is their reaction to the show?

Cops. Integra likes the idea of cleaning up the streets though she can't abide by how little the law can crack down on some of the criminals (she wishes all the lawbreakers were vampires so they could just be killed, it would be so much tidier). Rally takes notes on how to escape from deal with legal authorities.

5) You want write a song fic about seven’s (Tabby) past. What song is it and what is the fic’s plot?

Extraordinary (Liz Phair). It's an uplifting overview of how she learned to stop depending on others for her self-esteem and to be confident in her own abilities online and in the real world.

6) Four (Kaiji) and eight (Ono) team up to learn ten’s (Ashton) darkest secret. How do they do it and what is the secret that they learn?

They get Ashton drunk, which is all it takes for him to spill the whole tale of his tragic childhood in which no one loved him and he was constantly mocked and avoided for his bad luck. Not a very exciting secret.

7) One (Sionnach) and seven (Tabby) must spend a weekend vacation together. Where do they go? What do they do?

Sionnach takes Tabby on a horseback tour of his homeland, through all kinds of interesting landscapes and ruins. Tabby has a grand time learning to ride a horse, though she isn't very into the sightseeing bit.

8) Six (Ryuk) has gotten drunk. What does he or she do to two (Ron)?

Nothing Ron didn't want in the first place.

9) When eight (Ono) goes to Hogwarts what house is he/she sorted in and why?

Slytherin, because, well, even Yoshinaga admits he's really a bad person... And he's not loyal, brave, or especially bright. Opportunistic he can manage.

10) Two (Ron) must save nine (Integra) during the Zombie Apocalypse. Why? And how does he/she do it?

Due to her position, Integra is of course a primary target for the zombies of the apocalypse. Let's assume there are too many zombies for Alucard to handle on his own. Leeron programs, installs, and constructs an ingenious security system for the Hellsing Manor so that Alucard can get a grip on things. Ron, aside from wanting to keep Integra alive and preserve the Hellsing family contract that makes Alucard such an asset for the humans... well, maybe he's got a thing for Walter.

11) What is the “canon” evidence that three (Elgie) and four (Kaiji) are in a relationship?

They're both unemployed losers with no money (I DON'T MEAN THAT ELGIE I LOVE YOU). And their dialog is so suggestive, you know.

12) Six (Ryuk), five (Rally), and one (Sionnach) form a band. What music do they play and who plays which instrument?

It's a fusion of Celtic and metal, with Sion as composer, singer, and player of various string instruments (mainly lute). Rally rocks the drums and Ryuk provides the death metal vocals. They make quite a team.

13) Two (Ron) and three (Elgie) star in a fic called “The Tears We Cry” what is the fic’s summary?

Elgie checks the mail one day to discover she's won a weekend vacation with Vic Mignogna at a fancy hotel! But when she arrives, she discovers, to her horror, that instead of Vic, Ron will be her companion for the vacation. Upon seeing each other, Elgie and Ron both burst into tears at the unsuitableness of their pairing. They spend the weekend comforting each other with spa treatments, rich food, and gossip parties.

14) How does seven (Tabby) kill nine (Integra) and why?

Tabby kills Integra in an epic battle for my hand in marriage.
No srsly.

15) What is five’s (Rally) animal familiar?

A magpie. They're cute, clever, and like to steal junk.

16) Four (Kaiji) and one (Sionnach) get into a cat fight, why? And who wins?

They insult each other's hair until Sion pulls out his sword and Kaiji starts crying. I guess that means Sion won, though Kaiji wins the fans' hearts with his delicious tears.

17) How do seven (Tabby) and ten (Ashton) hook up for a one night stand?

As the "losers" of their respective RPG parties, they end up trailing along in the back, and thus they meet. Tabby finds Gyoro and Ururun absolutely adorable and Ashton is pretty fond of Tabby's ears. But it's only a physical attraction, and after a night of fun they part ways and never meet again...

18) In a high-school angst fic what drug does four (Kaiji) get addicted to? And how does six (Ryuk) get nine (Integra) pregnant? (It cannot be switched.)

Kaiji gets addicted to every drug on the street. Because he's Kaiji and when it rains, it pours. Integra decides to be rebellious and lose her virginity even though she's not supposed to, and if it's with a non-human like Ryuk she knows she can't get preggers (she's not in it for the sex, just the symbolism, so who cares what he looks like anyway). Ryuk is happy to finally get some action, sheesh. But tragedy strikes! Integra's assumption is wrong and it turns out the rule against shinigami-human intercourse is to prevent horrible little hybrid babies! Now Integra has to raise a half-human half-shinigami, but on the plus side the child could replace Alucard who no longer has to obey Integra's beck and call...

19) Eight (Ono) and three (Elgie) are in a decidedly awkward situation. What is the situation? How did they get into it and how do they get out of it?

Elgie's enjoying brunch at Antique, when suddenly she needs a restroom. Without asking where one is, she wanders into the back of the store when no one happens to be paying attention. She collides with Ono as he's rushing to the kitchen doorway to bring out an order.Not only do they end up in a heap on the floor, with Elgie babbling English that none of them can decipher, but the two of them are splattered with pastry cream and fruit.
Ono recovers quickly, shrieks like a little girl, and runs into the employee bathroom to wash off the girl cooties. Elgie enjoys the whipped cream left on her. Nom nom.

20) Ten (Ashton) has become a vampire. What is his or her reaction? What does he or she do?

After crying loudly about how his life will now be even more miserable, he drags the rest of his companions along to the nearest library to research cures. After several annoying quests they find the instructions for the ceremony, the required items, and the necessary location. But as Ashton begins the ceremony, Gyoro and Ururun begin crying out in pain! Not this again! It looks like the cure will destroy the two of them, so Ashton reluctantly stops the ritual and everyone is proud of his decision.
Then Gyoro and Ururun have a hearty dragony laugh because they were just kidding around. They weren't in any danger after all. Ashton goes into deep depression for several days (but that's normal).

Well, that was weird.